Hey Grif, Orders from Command. They need you to go and get seven very important items to complete a magical quest to save the earth. If you find all seven they will let you go home. No more war! It's on the fridge.

I'm going to work. Don't try to burn the place down this time.

Twinkies do not go in the oven. especially with the plastic still on. ( Read more... )

Best fucking day ever.

The fuck.

Grif, What the fuck did you do with all my clothes you fucking cokbi-

AAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ffffff [The audio ends in a fit of very loud laughter and the sound of clicking buttons]